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February 24, 2005
Give that Rookie a dildo!
Are they fucking kidding me????
Yesterday, the United States Supreme Fucking Court *refused* to even HEAR an appeal for that unbefuckmelievable law in Alafuckingbama making the sale of sex toys illegal. As if this wasn't enough, they added:
"The law, adopted in 1998, allowed the sale of ordinary vibrators and body massagers that are not designed or marketed primarily as sexual aids. It exempted sales of sexual devices "for a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose."
I'm sorry, I may need to paste that again. Did that just say that sex toys can be bought for "bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose."??? Yes, yes it did.
You may use a vibrator, "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." for a law enforcement purpose.
Ladies and Gents, I encourage all of you to go and buy some handcuffs (fuzzy or not) and role play tonight.
Unbefuckingleivable.
Georgia and Texas ( i would, it's just to ofucking easy) are the only other states that have some sort of law on the sale of sex toys.
Next, we're going to have to defend that "Hysteria" is still a medical condition.
Posted by lysa at February 24, 2005 12:15 PM