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August 11, 2005
Top Ten Lesser Known Uses for Boyfriends
- They stretch out the shirts that have shrunk in the dryer.
- They retrieve food.
- They, when asked, suck the too sweet almond coating off your good humor toasted almond bar.
- Twice the wardrobe including fun, non-binding outfits.
- All around thermal heater.
- Full Sized Body Pillow.
- They're unsuspectingly entertaining.
- They distract telemarketers (courtesy of the bee)
- Someone is finally around to feed those darn cats.
- Excellent for filling the home with other people's garbage.
Posted by lysa at August 11, 2005 5:29 PM
Comments
While I agree wholeheartedly with the majority of these items, I have a few issues that I admittedly am not even trying to keep to myself.
1) Title. Should be lesser.
2) Number three, the item regarding the almond sucking, would happily be performed by yours truly. I might even drive up for the privelige. Please keep this in mind for any/all icing/ice cream emergencies.
Posted by: K at August 13, 2005 8:02 PM
Full Sized Body Pillow - Does this mean im fat?!?!?
non-binding outfits - yup, im a porky.
Posted by: s at August 14, 2005 12:13 AM
don't forget, gotta have someone to help you shave those hard to reach places.. hehehehehehe
Posted by: Scottie at August 14, 2005 12:56 AM
Excuse me, but who fed the cats when you weren't around? Granted, I haven't fed them in three years, but still... ;)
Posted by: Robyn at August 14, 2005 9:55 PM