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September 23, 2005
You have got to be kidding me.
So, about 4 months ago I move into this fan-fucking-tastic building with my booboo. This is a *nice* building: 24 hour concierge, gym, study room, pool/bar area - super sweet.
About 2 weeks after we move in there is an announcement of "building maintenance". Poeple will be repairing the outside of the building, a sort of preventitive maintence sort of thing.
There are strange men that seemed to have made a home on this mad array of scaffolding and they live outside my living room window. It seems the construction has now travelled outside my bedroom window!
No Problem.
Well, now there is a fucking problem as every morning for the past 2 months I have been awoken by something that can only be the a Tyrannasauru's Vibrator plunging through the depths of a mountain range. This vibration carries its way through ever nook and cranny of my apartment. It follows me into the bathroom, it accimpanies me whilst I make dinner and it is DIRECTLY outside of every window. I used to have a nice little ear outside my window which is now covered with workman's bridges, buckets and assorted loud, vibratory devices.
This morning the vibrator woke me up, except it was accompanied by something so much worse. A radio playing "What is love", at full volumne.
This is not the mood music I was expected.
Grrrr..
Posted by lysa at September 23, 2005 11:33 AM
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Now if that morning vibration was accompanied by some Barry White...THAT... would be mood music. I say hitch a ride on the nearest nailed down object and enjoy the vibe. ;-)
Posted by: Scottie at September 23, 2005 6:21 PM
On the plus side, your spanish has never been better. Muy bien!!!
Side note to this story, they're not scheduled to leave until November.
Posted by: s at September 23, 2005 10:54 PM
Tyranasaurus vibrator, hmm? Is that in the new fall catalog?
Posted by: Karen at September 28, 2005 11:03 AM
I can't say that I've ever been woken up by a vibrator.
Posted by: Jimmy at October 2, 2005 11:10 PM