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April 19, 2007

it's a new dawn, it's a new day.

I'm still feeling glad to be alive, after that horrible flight from Miami to New York last weekend. Because of this somewhat newfound appreciation for life, I've kicked my own life into gear a little bit, and have gotten back working on some of the things that have been on a severe pause.

For one, I've enrolled in a beginning Cantonese class. Currently, I know enough of the language that I can call someone a "fat noodle bitch" and identify when my boyfriends parents are talking about "the white ghost" - which in case anyone is interested, is me.

I can also tell my fella "you're a big asshole and I'm a flower"

I found a really sweet web comic today. I recommend everyone go and check out xkcd.com. My current favorites are:

http://xkcd.com/c137.html
http://xkcd.com/c97.html
http://xkcd.com/c104.html

Going forward, I'd like everyone to know that PMS is in full swing, and I have ordered a Cold Stone Ice Cream Cake to my office this afternoon. The phone call was a little tedious. "No, I dont want anything written on the cake". "No really, I don't want anything written on the cake." "Yes, suite 1500 is on the 15th floor." "No, I don't want anything written on the cake."

Unless that stuff they use the decorate the top of the cake is some chemically engineered substance that decreases your bodies inclination to storing fat, i don't give a crap what's written on the cake. I just want to eat it. whole. like a snake - or that guy in the Reach commercials with the flip-top-head

Posted by lysa at April 19, 2007 10:48 AM

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Posted by: Booboo at April 19, 2007 12:00 PM

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