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i dunno, but the one (and only) time i put on a bra (for my Sister Mary Margaret of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence), I just had a friend do the fastening.

Oh, and I was a 36 C at the time. Fit nicely, and looked damn good in my habit while I was dancing.. boingy boingy boingy.. ;-)

I have no useful girlie tidbits to share. If I did, you'd know them by now. Unless the following counts: The fact that Scott and I wear the same size bra disturbs me. And excites me.

Is that wrong?

I doubt I have much to add here, though I am intrigued by the mutant toe.

I will say that even though I've heard people say it is possible to use baby powder to de-grease one's hair, it never worked for me. It just made me smell like a nursery and look like someone dropped a powdered doughnut on my head.

i thought of some stuff. but I'll tell you when we're getting dressed for the wedding. most of it involves girdles and shit that i don't want to be posting here anyway. Otherwise, proactiv facial mask. Rocks.

ok. how do i put on my bra... i read this question, just that first sentence, and i had no fucking idea. so had to wait to be at home and actually try it out. apparently, i simultaneiously throw my arms through the straps, then pull it down scooping the breasts in, then pull the straps back, invariably snapping my shoulders at the same time and hook, then bend at the waist and shake, shimmy, pull, yank and otherwise adjust said breasts into comfortable place, and then give a final tub UP on the straps before moving on to throwing a shirt over my head. i am UTTERLY facinated by the concept of hooking a back hooking bra in teh front or on teh side. how the hell do you then get your arms in? i must try this. i know, its probably very different for me being a big woman with rolls to deal with and all, but still. utterly facinated.

ironically, the few times my hubby tried the bra thing, he was also a 36C. I however, am not. On really good days i'm a 42D. Which is a VERY nice change from 46DD, let me tell you. (Strength training. Lots of upper body strength training. The breasts were the first to go...)

girly tips? heh. um. no clue on the stockings thing, don't wear them. don't pump your mascara a thousand times, that's what causes the clumps. um... keep film in the fridge? no wait, girly... um... biolage smoothing serum in VERY SMALL DOSES is good for those of us with the straight hair fly aways. um... wings were the greatest thing invented, EVER. why the hell can't i find the "always" with the little wipes attached? i see them on tv but not in stores! awesome concept! um... girly... well, here's a question! what do you all do for PMS? the menstral thing i've down - midol. holy shit that stuff rocks. hubby even discovered there is daytime and nighttime midol. hubby rocks. but... PMS? new teritorry for me. i'm used to the water retention followed by nights of peeing gallons, the sore nipples... but the MOOD SWINGS! WOAH nelly! gotta big a drug to stop this. help?