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May 31, 2007
Is Spam funny anymore?
To some, spam was never funny. I am, of course referring to my fellow sysadmins and IT folk. For years now, we've been inundated with ads for sex, drugs and bad mortages - not exactly the triumverant we're accustomed to, but surely no one is ever surprised anymore.
Occasionally a spam message sneaks itself past my many spam filters and makes its way into my INBOX. When such a daring trip is made, I take the time to see how this message so cleverly connived my e-mail filters and I read it.
This one came a few days ago.

Could this be our worlds first uniting spam? Regardless of my race, size and age Penis?
Finally, we are brought together by our age penii.
Unity comes by some unamed product that will do *something* regardless of my limiting factors. Finally, I can belong.
In other news, another "Spam King" was busted and is being sent to jail. Let the sysadms rejoice.
Posted by lysa at May 31, 2007 9:21 AM
Comments
Unfortunately, much like the hydra, cut one spammer out, another 5 takes its place. Its too profitable to be eliminated.
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Posted by: booboo at May 31, 2007 3:03 PM
I think it needs to be punctuated. Wouldn't it have more impact if it said:
Regardless your size, race and age; PENIS!
Posted by: Scottie at May 31, 2007 7:32 PM
I'm pretty sure that the exact same phrase was just used when I called Dell customer service. In fact, I'm positive.
Posted by: Kbee at June 1, 2007 4:07 PM
oh.. and "Mmmm Penis"
Posted by: Scottie at June 2, 2007 6:55 PM