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May 1, 2007
Some girls want ponies...
I want a stun gun. Badly. Unfortunately, I am a (mostly) law abiding citizen dwelling in NYC and it's illegal to carry one. What's worse, is that no one has had the decency to buy me one. It's like that stupid calorie bullshit, where cookies don't have calories if you're baking ( and eating ) them for someone else.
It's horseshit, I know, but I like having a stupid excuse handy when planning on breaking the law.
I figure, if someone *else* buys me one, I'm not *really* being deviant. I'm merely being polite by carrying it every where I go. I'm sure Miss manners would agree.
Anyhoo, someone out there in inventor land has solved my problem. Ladies and Gents, please introduce ""The Pink Stinger"
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The Stinger is a tampon sized taser that shoots out its "cotton", which is actually the heads of the tasing mechanism, and tases your attacker (boss, brother, co-worker).
What officer of the law is going to believe someone has been tased by a tampon? I can see it now - some criminal who had the unfortunate instinct to fuck with me, getting tased by "The Pink Stinger". Seriously, how great it is that it's pink?
Now, if only my Pocket Rocket could serve a more sinister purpose than healing my lifelong condition of hysteria.
Picture borrowed from http://www.americaninventorspot.com/security_system
Posted by lysa at May 1, 2007 4:21 PM
Comments
Not that I am against defending nor arming ones self, but knowing you as well as I do, I can only (and I mean ONLY) see this ending very, very badly. The kind of badly that requires a bleary-eyed 2am emergency gyno visit.
Posted by: Kbee at May 1, 2007 6:39 PM
If you wouldn't have told me otherwise, I would have thought those WERE pink tampons.
Posted by: scottie at May 1, 2007 7:09 PM
I think we're all missing the point. She's a deviant and has no problem shooting others with objects that are normally designed to go up her sniz.
Posted by: Booboo at May 2, 2007 12:48 PM
hehehe he said "sniz" hehehehe
Posted by: Scottie at May 2, 2007 7:28 PM
Difficult to tell tone sometimes via this medium... did you say that in a concerned manner or a prideful one, Booboo?
Posted by: Kbee at May 2, 2007 9:34 PM
Depends greatly on the object being fired
Posted by: Booboo at May 2, 2007 10:13 PM
i love them, and i want them. if i can find a place to buy them, we are both goign to own them.
now how deviant does that make ME?!
Posted by: divarat at May 21, 2007 11:49 AM