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June 13, 2007
The Sweet Spot - Rated NC-17.
Helloooooo ladies,
For any gentleman that may be reading this, please let me warn you, this is a very female post. I will be talking about "down there".
I would like to introduce you all to something I found whilst looking for bridal shower gifts. Introducing Sweet Spot Labs
I think it's awesome that there is a team of scientists, or like, regular people, sitting around thinking of ways to make our Va-Jay-Jay's more friendly for visitation.
It would be even better if they started working on the @%&(&*^ orgasm pill, but in the meantime...
This web site offers labia friendly lubrication, portable punani touch-ups, and fragrances for fuzz patch's everywhere.
I hold no stock in this company. I just think with all the goop we put on our faces to minimize wrinkles, soften skin and defy gravity, why not try pampering the pussy?
It's times like these that I sort of wish people at work didn't read my blog.
Oh well.
Posted by lysa at June 13, 2007 5:13 PM
Comments
Isnt that funny, their icon looks a lot like Joe Camel.
I count 5 different ways she mentioned the cooter. AH ah ah ah!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled more mature comments.
Posted by: booboo at June 13, 2007 5:40 PM
Mature comments? No pressure there...
Ok, I fold. It's just not gunna happen.
Girlie-- I *tried* to give you said pill, some time ago!
Your language makes me blush. Your links make me smile with glee =)
Posted by: Kb at June 13, 2007 10:42 PM
You ladies take a lot of pride in your snizz hygeine. I mean Seriously? Seriously. I think it's just a trick...they put those products out there to make you think "hrm..I wonder if my punani would be better if it smelled like a carolina pine forest..."
I'd love to see what would happened if the drug stores started carrying penile hygeine products. You see, we only put something on there for pleasure or to relieve pain. If it's got an itch, we've got a spray or cream. If the old cock'nballs need some special "alone time" attention, we've got a lubricant.
But I've never seen anything out there for just cleanliness. There is no:Smegma SwipesFromunda FreshSchlong Schmutz, orTesticle Touch-Ups
Our shit is ours. If you want a piece of it, you have to deal.
Haven't these people heard of soap and water? In the words of one of my favorite old silly dance hits: "Wash the Coochie, Hunnie. IV-O-REEE!!"
Posted by: Scottie at June 14, 2007 8:37 AM
Once again it becomes undeniably clear that Scottie and I listen to very different radio stations.
Posted by: Kbee at June 14, 2007 3:53 PM
Oh, and in the words of Whoopi from "Boys on the Side" :
"Down there...you make it sound like a basement!"
Posted by: scottie at June 17, 2007 7:53 PM
Aww, scott, i can always count on you to get my lesbian movie references :)
Posted by: ly at June 18, 2007 1:49 PM