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July 18, 2007
Reason # 450 why I mostly hang out with boys
I work in a building filled with fashion companies. For the most part, if you don't design fashion, then you work with the models in a photography studio. This usuallly means that I, with my trademark hair-pulled-back-with-a-barette stylish self, am crammed into the pre-war elevators with at least, 10 women who all look they're going to the event of the year.
I have heard the most interesting conversations, most I let go without so much as a care. After all, I know jack-squat about fashion. I probably don't match my shoes to my, umm, what are you supposed to match your shoes to, anyway?
Today, I could not let the world miss this little gem.
Girl 1: "What did she look like?"
Girl 2: "She had long brown hair and was Greek looking."
Girl 1: "Ewww"
That conversation between two men would have gone so completely different.
Here are a few examples.
Guy 1: She had long brown hair and was Greek looking.
Guy 2: Hot?
Guy 1: She had long brown hair and was Greek looking.
Guy 2: I'd hit that.
Guy 1: She had long brown hair and was Greek looking.
Guy 2: Big tits?
Guy 1: She had long brown hair and was Greek looking.
Guy 2: Did you nail her?
Ok, so I picked the lowest of the low for my examples, but seriously, would a man even respond to that with an "Ewww"?
Posted by lysa at July 18, 2007 9:51 AM
Comments
How about:
a) Mmmmmmmmmm (eyes would then close and a small but distinctly horny grin would emerge)
b) Did you make with the fucky?
c) Why are you telling me about her HAIR?
e) id wanna bajam her
f) Can i smell your finger? No? Okay, how about your penis.
Posted by: booboo at July 18, 2007 11:00 AM
or...
g) Greek? Did you stick your souvlaki in her tsatziki?
h) Nice, how was her baklava?
i) How was her personality?
Posted by: scottie at July 18, 2007 7:03 PM
ok, I knew about the finger disgustingness. But do you really offer to smell one antohers penii?
Really?
Posted by: Kbee at July 22, 2007 9:31 PM
hehe booboo, you got k so flustered she couldn't even type. ::high fives::
Posted by: scottie at July 23, 2007 10:46 PM