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August 3, 2007
Girls Gone Bad University
Once again, figleaves has presented me with some blog fodder.
When I first went away to college, I had my jeans, some fuzzy shirts and a pair of sneakers. I considered this to be the extent of what I needed, clothing wise. On that one odd occassion where I needed a dress, I borrowed one. In school, I had more computer equiptment than clothing and this was fine by me. My college essentials included access to e-mail so I can write my friends, and a visit by a buddy who would bring me pizza and baked ziti a few times a month. New Paltz, NY knows jack about Italian food.
I get e-mails from figleaves daily, as they are aware of my quest to find a bra that reduces me down to a b-cup. So far, this is a futile mission, and they keep trying to get me to buy DD push-up bras.
The subject of this e-mail was "Back to school essentials plus we pay you for delivery at figleaves.com"
Figleaves and myself have some very different ideas about what college essentials are.
Essentials??
besides, that model is way too old to be going back to school, unless of course, it's the BlowJob Academy.
Posted by lysa at August 3, 2007 1:47 PM
Comments
reduce a dd to a b? have you tried an ace bandage and some duct tape? Hunnie.. your body looks great the way it is :)
Posted by: scottie at August 3, 2007 2:38 PM
There's a "Blow Job Academy"? Why aren't more women enrolled? I got my MA from Cunnilingus Academy years ago...
Posted by: Reid at August 4, 2007 1:43 AM
Mmm...blowjob academy....mmmmm. Excuse me while i kiss the sky.
That's a pretty interesting picture. Okay i get the whole bra and panties thing (kinda) since its for the store itself, and the hat..um there are lots of hot and heavy tennis matches going on. However, i aint never done seen any colege girls wear purple latex gloves and holding what appears to be...well i have no clue wtf shes holding in her hand.
Reid, do they accept late applicants to Cunnilingus Academy?
Posted by: booboo at August 5, 2007 10:06 AM
I'd wear those gloves, and nothing but those gloves, out in public before I'd wear that hat.
And clearly I'm the only one who has any potential of noticing this since all other readers of this blog possess penii but she's a butterface.
Posted by: kbee at August 5, 2007 6:05 PM
Where is this BlowJob Academy, and do they need teaching assistants?
Posted by: O at August 7, 2007 11:06 AM
That girl is totally ready for college now. And no, K, she is SOOOO not a butterface. And I know butterface. ;)
Posted by: Handemd at August 9, 2007 10:18 PM