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August 24, 2007
No amount of endorphins are enough to make me wear this dress
I'm sorry that the picture is blurry, but I was shaking with uncontrollable confusion as to what woman would ever wear this. Is this dress trying to take over the seamstresses union? Are these bust, waist, neck and hip measurements there for our convenience?
Is it a dieting aid? Is there a shortage of tape measures that I am unaware of?
Fashion confounds me.
Posted by lysa at August 24, 2007 9:57 AM
Comments
The best part, which you thankfully missed, was as you were trying to take a picture of the dress one of the salespeople was coming to walk over to you to
i assume, assist you with some unhelpful macy's help. You then walked away, and she shot you a dirty look while straightening up the above shirt from its rumpled badness. She then looked a little more closely and gave the shirt a disgusted look after realizing how tacky it was.
Posted by: booboo at August 24, 2007 2:29 PM
Hope you guys are having a good time. Hey are the dresses up there detailed with the metric system?
Posted by: Kbee at August 25, 2007 5:55 PM
(2050 documentary)"...and here we have an example of turn-of-the-century self-loathing women's clothing that was worn by the likes of stick-bugs such as Princess Paris of Monaco and her friend Nicole who you may know as the embassador to Chile..."
Posted by: Scottie at August 26, 2007 10:12 AM