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December 17, 2007
Now for the Holidays: Crotch!
It's been difficult for me to come up with things to write about. For one, the things that have been ticking me off lately are all well covered by writers way funnier than me. Secondly, the only unique things I have to go on about involve my upcoming wedding, and I refuse to do entry after entry complaining about vendors and the complete and total lack of professionalism and courtesy for the fact that this is supposed to be the most important...
See, there I go.
Anyway, can someone please tell me what the woman in the above displayed photo is doing? Here I am, looking for some new wool pants because my thighs suffered an inconvenient bout with freezer burn this morning, and Banana Republic is off displaying their new line of easy, breezy crotch wear.
Posted by lysa at December 17, 2007 5:37 PM
Comments
she looks like she's pretending to be a pay-phone.
Posted by: scottie at December 17, 2007 6:09 PM
This here is the flagship of Banana's new "Sponge Babs Pineapple Pants" line. When that thing hatches, a professional and courteous vendor emerges. What a sight!
Posted by: Kbee at December 17, 2007 6:36 PM
Okay, once again, I name myself a hypocrit and remind you that a wedding is only one day, a marriage forever, or as long as you can tolerate each other. This may very well be the most important day of your life for now... but it will be eclipsed by much more happiness than you can dream of. (God willing)
Okay, the woman in the picture is either fanning her crotch because she got too much the night before, or she lost the ping pong ball in there and is using the paddle handle to get it out.
Your choice.
Posted by: Robyn at December 17, 2007 7:17 PM
"Victoria's Secret new item: Firecrotch"
"No dear, thats not how you hike a football..."
"Mai krotch, you kin haz it"
Posted by: booboo at December 18, 2007 10:21 AM
lololol
"Mai krotch, you kin haz it"
glololol
glol I'm a sucker for naughty lolcats
Posted by: kbee at December 19, 2007 10:30 PM