December 16, 2005
Im's of the... ok, it's been a while.
kiddo: stan is my father?
best boyfriend, ever!: "Booboo's usually right"
Don'tMugADug: "Thanks! I feel blessed already. Shit, do you think this will make up for all the dead bodies? It really feels like it! Thanks! May the gods (except that pig Shaggoth - may he lay forever in his watery grave) shine their glorious grace upon you, too! And say hi to Mickey for me!"
CrocodileHunter: from the shadows, a new terror stalks... silent, grey and hungry, she stalks her prey
the rubber band looks up a second too late as the grey terror descends upon it... her razor sharp claws and destructive teeth make short work of the flimsy band of rubber. she lays down beside the remains of her prey and surveys the land around her. this has been but one victory in a larger war
re: Grad School:
NakedBabyBottom: fucking hard ass shit.
NakedBabyBottom: and the professor sucks my ass.
re: my first boyfriend
MommaIt began in Miss Doris's class when you were 4 years old, continued in kindergarten, and lasted through the first grade, total. 3 years. That's pretty good for two babies!
hijKlmn: years! stinky shit jeans for four years!
trippy: "Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa... Would you like to share a piece of pizza"
1: am i able to have a religion conversation with you or are you too jaded
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September 14, 2005
Yes, you said that!
daBooBoo: rule #1 = never go to strip club with pants on
dugUp: BBC Vocan (ON/YMLAEN ... Turn Off Troi I FFWRDD)
oofJeff: whatever. there's no 'ip' in 'cgi'.
oofJeff: wimp. you're getting soft, being a kept woman and all.
SkirtOnWeekends: I used to steal quarters and bike over and drop the quarters in the gambling machines
rockCandy: that's good.. then it should be managabee
SkirtOnWeekends: i dislike boys.
SkirtOnWeekends: hm. maybe instead, i should get cleavage
SkirtOnWeekends: i am wearing a skirt. on a weekend. unsolicted. and completely of my own volition.
And, my favorite:
re: Brooklyn Baked Ziti
me: ok, i'll share my ziti.
me: but i wish to make it known that this is a sign of trust, love and respect.
daBooBoo: share it after we're married ;)
me: you know, that might be the fairest thing i have ever heard.
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August 9, 2005
Another Batch
Ngoh geh: I think i shall never see, a poem as lovely as my booboorefillingmywaterbottleinthemorningsoidontdehydrateonmywaytofuckingnew
jerseywhichihatesomuchkylebutihavetobutmybooboomakesitatleastokaybecauseihave
mybottle"
Not-Oh-Kayim not being down on myself, im being realistic.
Me: yeah, but it's like, a 3 hour commute.
The Mominator: I certainly understand that, since I've always had first a 1 minute commute, and now it's 10 minutes
DefNotOK: i cant make it past page 3 without losing control of my bladder
NakedBabyButt: how's jersey?
me: full of fucking jersey folk.
NakedBabyButt:nah, all the jersey folk leave during the day to work in manhattan. it's all the pennsylvania people that work in jersey. :)
poptart(12:09:58) yer blog server is being anti-social
"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /xx/xx.cgi on this server."
ProllyMadAtMe: how are both your screen names on
me: magic.
ProllyMadAtMe: always a stupid answer
me: always a stupid question :)
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June 21, 2005
The Favs.
ughamug: old assholes could have left, new assholes could have signed on
NakedBabyBottom'the ex' vs. 'nj' - quite a choice you have there..... ;)
ScaryAffectionateBoyfriend: BOOBOO!!!!
SorryBebe: when im home, i cant get him to go to a movie for anything. i could promise to suck his dick the whole time and he still wont go!
NotMyBooBear: come on, it's not funny? Ass Hat?
me:
you overestimate my sense of humor.
NotMyBooBear: obviously
1: you
1: yo
1: sorry
me: yo
me: you
me: s'up?
me: i do love our chants
me: chats, too.
1 logged out.
and the geekiest conversation goes to kiddo:
kiddo: if a linux nerd is offering to check my filesystem, would you consider that hitting on me?
me: depends, what filesystem are you running? and, i would say it depends on how you were partitioned..
kiddo: reiser and ext3
me: see, reiser doesn't take that long..
kiddo: nerd, so it'll be quick
me: but if it was ext2..
me: watch out for any offers to auto-mount.
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May 25, 2005
This weeks winner..
booga: it's all because of the penis... without that, there would be none of this nonsense
JKL: yeah, he said its because he's a herpes riddled donkey licker.
ugh: are there any options on nss_mysql or whatever the lookup library is?
ugh: like... DONT_HOSE_MY_SYSTEM
Short list, i know... sorry.
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March 26, 2005
Copycat section.
I don't so much have one liners, but triolets...
dooga: enjoying a nice dull pain in my jaw
me: wisdom teeth, or the wife? :)
dooga: lol
dooga: wisdom teeth :)
dooga: the wife working today
booga: ugh. why does 6am come so early?
me: because 2am comes so quickly
booga: and by 430, you're f'd
booga: in both directions
booga: GGGgggaarrrrGGGGggg
me: would that convince you?
kooga: that would ecnivnoc me
delooga: my router has a fear of commitment
And my favorites comes from an actual conversation:
"Don't worry Caleb, your mom is a tree hugging hippy commie that wants to live in Canada"
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February 16, 2005
Faith in the Marriage Institution, Finally.
The below IM conversation came from Ugh and his wife Dulcinobyn.
You have to know the two of them, and a large chunk of my past psychosis, but if you do, the conversation is really funny.
(21:25:49) ugh: hmmm
(21:26:20) ugh: hannah
(21:26:51) ugh: she said it, not me
(21:26:57) ugh: oh crap, i'mso sorry
(21:27:03) ugh: crap crap crap crap
(21:27:07) ugh: times two
(21:27:10) ugh: um...
(21:27:46) ugh: moira
(21:27:55) ugh: seamus
(21:28:00) ugh: i done said it
(21:28:04) ugh: sean
(21:28:16) ugh: jasmine
(21:28:22) ugh: ariel
(21:28:31) ugh: sebastian
(21:28:38) ugh: we're so not having any more than 2 kids
(21:28:42) ugh: 3 top
(21:29:01) ugh: i killed eldee
(21:29:15) ugh: first i want sewer, then i want that other palindrome name
(21:29:34) ugh: hmmm
(21:29:35) ugh: jenna :)
(21:29:59) ugh: we are not naming our future kids after republicans
(21:30:06) ugh: or plant life
(21:30:09) ugh: ooooh kay
(21:30:18) ugh: how about bubba, then? ")
(21:30:27) ugh: only if his middle name is "hotep"
(21:30:34) ugh: wait- he might agree to that one.
(21:30:38) ugh: strike that!
(21:30:48) ugh: sweet
(21:30:51) ugh: bubba hotep it is
(21:30:54) ugh: thank you very much
(21:31:02) ugh: bubba hotep heines
(21:31:08) ugh: cos it ain't a harplan
(21:31:10) ugh: heh
(21:31:13) ugh: and then he can have grand kids
(21:31:18) ugh: named bubba hotep harple the third
(21:31:27) ugh: 'cause that's a REAL man's name
(21:31:38) ugh: i have to go castrate my husband now to assure he doesn't reproduce
(21:31:42) ugh: the world will thank me
(21:31:50) ugh: hail to the king, baby
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February 14, 2005
CopyCat, I am, said Sam.
Favorite Im's
(13:06:58) 6fingers: lol, I like to think of myself as a horsie
(10:57:30) WChill: I'm not that queer
(11:01:43) SuperstarMine: November da booboo
(12:09:12) ShinyHairedGirl: my algebra princess =)
(11:39:47) AceUpSleeve: so i have...3 days as a single man left
(11:21:45) IhateChecks: i don't want to be a grown-up anymore
(11:15:45) MarriedwithKid: how's your butt after all that?
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